How to Get the Goods
OK, here's the deal. E-mail me
with your snail mail address and you'll receive a FREE (more or less) copy
of the epic motion picture Straight from Hell a Missile to the
Booty. (Stay tuned for the impending release of A Spunky Load of
Noodles, which includes the following breath-taking masterpieces --
Staying Power, Satan's Last Taco and Inside
Job.)
We can do this however you like. You can send me a blank tape and a SASE,
or a tape and return postage, or the easiest thing is to just send me six
bucks. Please note that I make no money on the deal. The cost covers
postage and the price of the video tape.
So, why am I wasting my time with all this? What's in it for me? Well,
movies are made to be seen, so what good is mine if it sits on the shelf?
What good would the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man or Travis Bickle or the
Terminator be if no one ever saw them?
Besides, worst case scenario, you get a marginally expensive VHS tape to
reuse. But I wouldn't tape over it if I were you. Once I become Big
Time, you'll be able to impress your film geek friends with a bootleg copy
of a film of mine before I sold out and made Highlander 8. And
you'll be able to sell it for thousands of dollars to Hard Copy...
Thank you, drive thru please.
YES, I want The Goods!
-vph
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